MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!! We've been best friends since the 6th grade!

We met in college studying the same degree at Marywood University. One of the sweetest people you will meet!

David's sister and practically already my sister!

David's brother

The tallest of Dave's core friend group throughout high school and beyond. Known and respected for his quick wit and never ending arsenal of puns, he is as hilarious as he is a sincere and genuine friend. Dylan and David also bond over working as programmers. If you see Dylan on the dance floor, be sure to ask him about his thoughts on Rust and whether null pointers were a mistake in programming language design. All kidding aside, Dylan is one of David's closest friends and no matter what mood David is in, Dylan only needs to say like three things before David can't help but laugh and feel at least a little better.

Jim has always been around in David's life. It probably all started that time in second grade Jim noticed David somehow managed to beat one of the fast loudmouthed kids in a race. They later reconnected in high school and started regularly hanging out with Dylan and Aaron, seeing a wide assortment of the film industry's greatest failures. They both decided to go to the University of Scranton together and be college roommates. Jim is one of David's closest friends, and he's one of those friends who would be direct and to the point about things which caused David to grow as a person. Outside of that, they each have contributed handily to the likely uncountable number of times either of them has laughed.

David and Aaron were friends in middle school but really got close once their high school friend group formed and they engaged in favorite activities like watching terrible movies weekly, traveling to the mall to hang out after school, and playing all sorts of online video games together. Aaron has some form of super human ability to come out unscathed in all manner of situations. He can yell a swear word in the hallway next to a teacher without them noticing or reacting, or he can race his car and get into a wreck that transforms the vehicle into a piece of scrap metal but leaves body with minimal damage. Ultimately, though, Aaron has always been a really great friend with tons of wild stories and experiences to discuss and enjoy.

David's Nephew