Please note:
We have our dishes and towels for two,
Pots and pans and a toaster, too.
Knives and forks and spoons galore,
There isn't much room for anything more!
So if you insist on bringing a gift,
A check or cash would give us a lift.
Perhaps you could help toward our honeymoon spends
Or where our home is in need of a mend.
Please don't be offended at this type of request,
As our day will be more than complete with you as our guest.