A symbol of elegance and grace while possessing the capability to conquer any and all debates. If she is not dancing at the parties, she can be found swimming in bodies of water from oceans to bathtubs. High probability she was also a witch in a prior lifetime that granted wishes. Achilles heel? Goes toe to toe with the sun thinking the SPF protection in her foundation sufficient protection so if she has rosy cheeks, 50/50 she is starting to burn.

The legend himself. Regional pho expert while being a savant in the kitchen. Nurses clocked his height at a massive 6'0" and his peak rank in most video games is higher than Sean's. Achilles heel? Allergic to most things so if you see him crying at the wedding, 50/50 it's allergies.

Rumor has it that a witch granted a cat's wish to be human and that cat became Michelle. An encyclopedia for all things cryptids and a lover of Mothman. Also wildly talented at digital art. Can read faster than anyone in the wedding party. Achilles heel? Crumbles when touched by soggy food so avoid starting food fights at all costs.

Builder of worlds, weaver of memories, a legendary DM in the world of DnD. Hosted a 4-year, homebrewed DnD campaign that Sean still thinks of to this day. Undoubtedly the life of the party. Achilles heel? Hyper mobile shoulders so if you see him preparing to do a handstand, please stop him.

Determination, compassion for others, and a strong drive to do right by others. Lover of onions and the hit broadway show Hamilton. Equally sharp as she is funny. Achilles heel? Grudges, as she once had the ending of her show spoiled by someone and then proceeded to figure out the show they were into, speedrun it, and spoil the ending for them. Be sure to check where she is at in a show if you start talking shop.

A man with a heart of gold and the energy of a golden retriever. Few have played as critical of a role in Sean's life growing up than Anthony. Enthused by cars, music, and a good party. He and Sean are also undefeated on the Colonial Acres basketball court in 2 on 2s. Achilles heel? Slightly gullible believing Sean was adopted for a portion of childhood after Sean said it as a joke once.