Kristy's version starts with day drinking with Kerry Tay at the Elk's Lodge.

Following an afternoon nap, Kristy made good on a trade with Anne: Anne had come to Saturday Special that morning in exchange for Kristy going to a downtown concert and whiskey pouring with her that night. (Because bribing people to exercise is apparently part of my job.) Don't worry, Kristy Ubered.

The event was a quick walk down an alley next to Abbot & Wallace. Kristy joined Anne, Jeff, Karen and Matt for some drinks served by some tall guy wearing a hat.

After a beautiful fall evening outside with friends... it gets a little blurry. Just kidding. Kind of.

We'll just fast forward to the part where, after leaving Red Zone, Joe asked Kristy how he could get a hold of her. Kristy shrugged and said "I don't know :) "

Anne and Jeff took Kristy home.

The next afternoon, Kristy got a text from a random number saying "Good morning..." Apparently it was still morning in this rando's timezone.

Come to find out, Joe had messaged the wrong Anne that morning asking for Kristy's number. After tracking down the right Anne, Joe tracked down the future love of his life :))

Lucky for Joe, Kristy remembered that he had a sexy butt, so she answered the text... and they are living happily, gratefully together forever...

Bachelor and Bachlorette Olympic Beer Games!!!!