Laura's cousin, maid of honor, and person who she has been rehearsing for her wedding with through Bratz dolls since the early 2000s. Always there to bring a weird mix of emo and Jersey Shore (IYKYK) vibes to the function.

Laura's oldest sister and friend straight out of the womb. The family certified Pokémon expert and "can you please beat this level for me" video game queen. The wedding day will be one of the rare moments where Laura gets to be player 1.

The groom's older sister by title. Better known for her espresso martini and charcuterie board skills.

Laura's cousin and always the one to get the party started. When it's time to hit the dance floor, Donna will be there ready to rally.

The groom’s younger sister by title, funniest sister by consensus. Loves a good marg, poor at self-reflection.

Has been friends with the bride since the college years (shoutout Plattsburgh). Their friendship has turned into yearly visits to another life-changing event - Comic Con. Together they have met some of the greats like Mark Hamill and Brendan Fraser and share that "Disney adult" type of love for the princesses.

Boys since high school. Doesn’t remember how they met. Friends for 18 years and counting

6 ft 4 inches. 180 lbs. 2% body fat. Favorite child. Favorite cousin. All around beauty.

Enjoys a good game of pool. Likes waterfalls. Drinks authentic Jägerbombs. Often disappears at family events. Stronger than Jimmy Duggan.

Eldest, funniest, nicest cousin. Stole the grooms coolest Toy truck. Might strike again at the wedding

Anthony Del: Is probably freaking out. Vinyl collector. Loves horror. Don’t look at me.

Johnny's future brother in-law. Ex firefighter lieutenant, ex JV baseball player, 2 time beer league softball champ.

Laura's younger and only, therefore best, brother. He's big into unions and politics so please bring neither of them up to him during the course of the wedding. He currently lives in Ridgewood, Queens, with his two >15 pound cats, Rupert and Ollie.