*Ahem* please read this in your best Alfred from Batman voice.

Lexi and Dan’s love story started off not that long ago actually. Dan, originally from Houston, had been living in Austin when he and Lexi met. These two young lovers met on a Christian dating app and hit it off. After a few weeks of texting and calling they decided to go out on one of Dan’s trips to Houston. They met at a sketchy Mediterranean spot, but that didn’t matter. They began to grow close very quick. Lexi’s family accepted Dan and saw potential between them.

As time progressed, so did their love. Dan came down every weekend to see Lexi and her family. Lexi’s parents, Nacole and Sean, encouraged them both and nurtured their relationship while letting them grow.

As days progressed (1 week), Dan began to fall deeply in love with this sweet young lass. Her family accepted him as their own and integrated him in to their busy lives.

Lexi on the other hand, took her sweet time to say I love you. Dan said it 3 days. She took 4 days.

Their attraction flourished and love abounded. Soon Dan found himself at La Palapa with Lexi’s father, Sean, requesting Lexi’s hand in marriage. After careful consideration, Sean was happy to see her marry Dan.

Soon Dan found himself ring shopping with Lexi. He found the perfect ring without her knowledge and purchased it.

While celebrating their 3 month anniversary, Dan proposed a most preposterous preposition: a trip to Galveston. Little did she know, he had a plan! Whilst whipping his car in parallel to the Galveston seawall, Lexi noticed his aggravated behavior. They soon found themselves on the seawall looking for a “random” person to take their photograph. Dan in all of his cunning whit, located the photographer he had planned to be there and requested she take their picture. The photographer began to frame them which seemingly embittered young Alexis Whittington. She soon found out that this was Dan’s plan the whole time as he stated “I believe I have a rock in my boot” and proceeded to word vomit whilst balancing on one knee. After gaining his thoughts and remembering why he was down there, he requested that Lexi marry him. She said yes, they got up, and she hit him while heading to the car for press on nails and comfortable shoes to have more engagement photos taken.

Now their love flourishes as they seek wise counsel to ensure a long, prosperous, loving, adoring, honoring, faithful, fruitful, plentiful, marriage.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We look forward to celebrating this covenant with you on May 4th, 364 days after we started dating! If you read the whole thing, next time you see us, tell us what kind of restaurant we met at.