"We have a winner!"

Adam raises his arms in victory, face dripping with chocolate syrup and the other evidence from the three-scoop banana split. Macy welcomes him to the stage to accept his award and is stricken lovestruck by the winner's goofy charm and ice-cream-eating ability.

Banana-stravagana is an annual Muskingum University traditional hosted by MPB, of which Macy is President. Tonight, Macy has found the winner of the annual no-hands banana split eating contest, and her future husband.