maddison & benjamin

June 30, 2024 • Boulder, CO

maddison & benjamin

June 30, 2024 • Boulder, CO

PSA- no friends were harmed in the making.

These answers are self proclaimed

Rosie Bramante / Maid of Honor

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In her free time she likes to knit, watch movies, read, and question everything.


The three words she uses to describe herself are: Disorganized control freak


Would Spend her last day on earth alternating between crying, laughing hysterically, and running around somewhere beautiful with her dogs. Although she claims that in reality she would fix it if she thought she could, thereby entering her time exactly how she lived it. Working way too hard towards an unclear and unattainable goal.

Ryan Knowlton

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In his free time he likes to get high........ up.

He describes himself as dependable-ish, versatile, and appreciative.

This man would spend his last day on earth procrastinating that one last thing he meant to do.

Courtney Spaulding

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She loves to spend her free time relaxing with her animals.

She describes herself as energetic, confused, and indecisive.

Her last day on earth would be spent riding motorbikes with Maddi.

Matt Braun

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Matt is a proud artist of "Chromatic Whispers in the Lavatory."


In the words of renowned art critic, Ango Gabologian:

" In summary, 'Chromatic Whispers in the Lavatory' is a masterpiece of clandestine expression. It's not just graffiti; its a hymn to existence scrawled on porcelain. Each stroke is deliberate, each tag is a cryptic message from the universe. Seek it out dear reader. Let it seep into your soul as you wash away yesterdays grim."


Matt would describe himself as a picker, a grinner, and a sinner.


He anticipates that his last day on earth will be when the mothership returns to take him home. Given that this can take place at any time and anywhere, it will probably have been a pretty normal day for him up to that point.

Gavin Riley

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Grunts…..

speaks in unintelligible mechanic terms

also doesn’t respond to his sisters text messages in time

Vida Venezia

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Vida would describe herself as kind, gentle and caring.


She likes to play on her phone in her free time and would spend her last day on earth with her family.

Marshana Cohler

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Marshana loves board games/trivia, nature, and couch rotting in her free time.


she would describe herself as eclectic, compassionate, and spontaneous.


Her last day on earth would be spent with her palls all around her, sitting on a mountain, looking at the earth with a summit beer in hand.

Cora Bear

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Cora would described herself as preppy, unique, and thought-full.


In her free time she enjoys walks, hanging out with friends and family, and trying new things.


She would eat dinner with all of her family and friends and spend every last second with them on her last day on earth.