Maddy’s younger sister! Cat and lemon obsessed. Can sing all lyrics AND instrumentals in the Wicked soundtrack. Definition of a snow bunny. Quite possibly the whitest girl in Florida🐱🍋

My buddy since kindergarten! Best DJ from Boston to Manhattan. Knows all lyrics to songs after she hears them once. Best Ursula the sea witch impersonation of all time. 🦑

Met in 2011 when I took her under my wing in track and soccer. Excellent hair braider. The softest spoken of all the bride’s friends. Sells drugs for a living.

My college roomie and soccer teammate extraordinaire! My southern belle and fashionista 💁🏼‍♀️ Will use shower curtains as towels.

College roomie with the sexiest accent. Has the knees of an 80 year old woman. Tucks her sweatpants into her fuzzy socks. Future sports illustrated model.

College roomie and fellow FIANCÉ! Obsessed with a good snap chat voice filter but more obsessed with being a fur and plant mom 🪴🐈‍⬛🐕

Survived vet tech school with me. My most tan friend always. Karaoke partner & marg buddy. Once won the title of Miss Mini Carol Baskin Massachusetts in 2020. Was runner up in the Little Miss Snooki pageant but was ultimately deemed “too blonde” 🐆🐯

Tyler’s little sister and my BFF! Loves her dog more than you. Will ONLY be performing Tik Tok dances at the reception 💃🏼

The bride’s side piece. Quite possibly the next American Idol.

Acts tough but loves shih tzus

Traded his hockey career to become a professional cornhole player

Used to look like Jesus Christ himself. Will the look come back for the wedding? Show up September 3rd to find out!

The groom’s cousin! Going head-to-head with Nick for best beard. Makes the best pizza in New Hampshire

Battling Derrick Stanley for best beard

Captain America himself and Tyler’s best golf buddy

Deleted all his social media so you’ll have to come to the wedding to find out what he looks like!