if you don't know us...you are probably in the wrong place

The ringleader of the Owen Clan. She keeps everyone in check- that's Bobby Approved. Great conversation starter: ask her where Bradley got his name.

If you wonder where the Owen kids get their behavioral issues... look no further. Must be the brain lesions.

Married to the oldest Owen sibling. She agreed to test out the waters first and she hasn't been killed yet.

A true first child... you may never know if he is really enjoying himself. First person to get a picture of him smiling with teeth gets the master suite.

Though she may be the youngest Owen, she is definitely the loudest. Keep your ears open because you will hear her before you see her.

Standing at way too tall, you will see him before you hear him. But honestly, you wont have to look too far, odds are he's where the food is.

Also answers to ElDemus or Stan... don't ask. He will also be turning 60 on September 15th. Make sure you sing to him, he will love it.

As a middle child herself, is probably the reason the Bride searched for her groom. Is capable of accomplishing anything... all she needs is a 2x4.

A true sweetheart that's very well rounded. Ask her what she can do with a broom behind her back.

The elder Steiner. He claims he is an Engineer. Ask him about the pool he built...

Surprise! This is the Madison's true plus one. Suvarsha is sure to be the life and the spice of the party.

What’s that lingering smell you ask? Brian knows. It’s him. Probably has something to do with the tuna he carries in his pockets.

Boy, is she in for a wild ride. Emma may know hearts, but she has never seen the likes of the Owen family.

If you think Lisa had it bad, you’ll be amazed that Cindy has made it out unscathed. Word on the street is that Cindy became a paralegal only after seeing the chaos the twins caused in kindergarten. Somebody had to get them out of trouble.

She may be an accountant, but she’s less about balance sheets and more about balancing Sarah after three mimosas.

Charlie here is part of a BOGO deal his parents made to get more work done around the house. His first act of independence was to retreat to the attic, where he hung out amongst cobwebs and forgotten holiday decorations. In his solitude, he honed his craft, combining elements of bottom-shelf liquor, old kitchen spices, and creatine to create the musclebound monster you see before you. This man is Boston's Best Kept Secret.

Only got him to come to this by telling him it was a Phish concert. Sorry to let you down, Joe.