Yinz better be ready fer somethin' sweeter 'n' a Primanti's sammich - 'round here, we don't just do weddin' cakes, we do a COOKIE TABLE! That's right, our family's bakin' up more cookies than a Steeler's tailgate has pierogis. So grab yerself a cuppa coffee n' dive into stacks of pizzelles, ladylocks, thumbprints, n'at. If yinz ain't leavin' with a take-home box, ya didn't do it right! Now don't go thinkin' yinz gotta bake enough cookies fer all the guests - just a batch'll do n'at.

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Get ready to indulge your sweet tooth with a Pittsburgh tradition that celebrates Justin's love for his hometown and Mel's passion for all things sweet - THE COOKIE TABLE! This Pittsburgh favorite features a mountain of cookies, lovingly baked by family and friends, that puts any dessert buffet to shame. We're talking pizzelles, thumbprints, ladylocks and more. Don't forget to snag a take-home box for later. If you leave without one, did you even cookie table? Don't worry, you don't need to bring enough cookies for everyone, just a batch will do the trick!