Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by loves first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison; but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true loves first kiss.

(Shrek chuckles and rips out a page of the book and closes it. Well, that’s okay!)

Shrek: Like thats ever gonna happen. What a load of -!! (toilet flushes)

(All Star by Smash Mouth Playing)