Please RSVP by April 17th, 2025. Late RSVP's may not be able to be accommodated as final guest counts have already been sent out to venders.

The ceremony will start promptly at 1:00 PM. please arrive with enough time to park, make your way to the ceremony space, and be seated before the ceremony begins. Cole says that all late-comers will be hazed mercilessly.

Yes! All invited guests may bring their plus ones and children. However, if either acts unhinged, they will be dunked in the baptism tub.

If you have any concerns regarding a food allergy please contact us as soon as possible. Vegans will be publicly shamed but appropriately accommodated.

For those born in 1970 or later please contact your children for directions. For those born prior to 1970 please contact your grandchildren for directions.

At the church? No. Unfortunately, God does not like drunks in the church. If you show up to the church drunk, you will also be dunked in the baptism tub. At the after party? Yes. If you act a fool after 3 drinks you will be thrown in the pond and filmed. If we run out, there is a gas station 1 minute away, have fun walking you alcoholic.