Let me keep this short… Emma just couldn’t get enough of me. I remember blocking her number and even getting a restraining order because she kept calling, asking for Dr. Brown Sugar. But after she threatened me (I guess she was just really into me), I rescinded the order.

On the flip side, I first met Emma during kitchen duty, and that’s when I realized… she really needed some help seasoning food. But what really got me was her big brown eyes and that smile. I knew right then I had to make a move and make her laugh. When I finally approached her, she looked me dead in the eye and said, “I hate you.” But we all know what that really means, right? SHE LOVES ME DUDE! She was just playing hard to get. Classic move.

Coming home from my first "deployment" wasn’t easy. I faced a lot of mental challenges, but one thing that will always stick with me is that even though I couldn’t give her even 1% of my love at the time, she never ran away. She never yelled at me. She just gave me 100% of hers. And that’s why she’s my heart.

I’m not going to keep talking because, honestly, if I do, I’ll have to come up with more material on the spot at the wedding, and if you’re related to me, you know that Noah unscripted with a microphone is… well, let’s just say it’s a bit of a wild ride. But to wrap it up, Emma is my heart. And the only woman I love more than her is Ms. Keisha (my cat, of course).

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