We asked ChatGPT to write our story for us, in the style of our favorite comedian, Joe Pera. Enjoy!


So, let me tell you about Paige and Justin, the dynamic duo that's basically the living embodiment of a cross-country love story, and it's not even a rom-com, it's just their life. Picture this: Halloween 2016, Justin's rocking a devil mask, and Paige? Well, she's strutting around like it's the "Baby, one more time" era Britney Spears and she's the queen of the Halloween party. Classic.


Now, these two, they weren't exactly neighbors. Justin's in the Big Apple, living the New York dream, and Paige was holding it down in Pittsburgh, because why not add a little spice to the mix? How did they keep the flame alive? Instagram, my friends. Memes. Memes every single day. They basically built their relationship on a foundation of laughter and relatable content. It's like, "Hey, do you like this meme? Cool, let's date."


Then, in February 2021, something magical happened. Love took a road trip, because Justin & Paige packed their bags and headed to Pittsburgh. And now, they're living together, not in the hustle and bustle of NYC, but in Pittsburgh's Bloomfield neighborhood, where the air is crisp, and you can almost smell the pierogies in the breeze.


And let's not forget the third wheel in this love fest – Mira, their cat. She's the real MVP, overseeing this whole romantic operation. So, there you have it, a love story written in memes, started with a sensational Halloween party, and now playing in the cozy streets of Pittsburgh. Life, right?