Rather than have a traditional registry, we are making Merc's 529 account (education fund) available for contributions. At this point, we're pretty sure Merc will be an engineer (mechanical? civil? software? the guy that drives the train? Who's to say) or an acrobat. Whatever it is, our highest priority is to give him every opportunity.

1. Go to Ugift529.com.

2. Enter the Ugift code: 40E-X5U

3. Enter your name and the amount of your gift.

4. Make your gift via electronic funds transfer or check.

Alternatively, Target gift cards will be gladly accepted. Whereas we have plates and towels and stuff, we make an almost-daily trip to Target. For cheese.

Finally, our food delivery service of choice is GrubHub. We try to make our own meals, but the occasional delivery order is quite the celebrated treat. Wine couriers would not go amiss, either (R.I.P. Drizly).