100% Real Fact: Once swam across the English Channel while eating ribs

100% Real Fact: Boils down chips to make mashed potatoes

100% Real Fact: Fortifies hair with sea urchin kisses

Fact: Toured with the group Hanson in 1996

100% Real Fact: Performed an emergency appendectomy during a Mount Everest trek in 2013

100% Real Fact: Sub Enthusiast, both nautical and the sandwich

100% Real Fact: Watched "A Christmas Story" over 300 times

100% Real Fact: Has a masters degree in Bird Law, and speaks a bit of pigeon

100% Real Fact: Won the 2009 Pog Championships

100% Real Fact: Doesn't believe in cloud storage because he has to stay grounded.