Scouting Report: A (un)licensed doctor bearing a resemblance to Andrew Luck. He has been Kemper's partner-in-crime since the two's first meeting twenty years ago, which ended in an epic battle involving a green lightsaber and a wooden sword.

Scouting Report: A shockingly large human being with an appetite for all ales and lagers not called Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy. Pro tip: if you value your life, do not touch his ankles, and do not challenge his views on Game of Thrones (no matter how flawed).

Scouting Report: An athlete, to be sure. But let's address the elephant in the room...he is injury prone. Elbow, ankle, hairline, you name it. Not to worry, though, as his presence, alone, alleviates the need for a disco ball on the dance floor.

Scouting Report: A sharpshooter with flawless aim and an affinity for old fashioned refreshments. Rest assured, the wedding will not end without hearing his world-renowned rendition of ABBA's 1976 hit, Dancing Queen.

Scouting Report: A grill-master and Coors Light aficionado who is fond of the music of Mason Ramsey and Mariah Carey. Should you see him in Las Vegas, be sure to bet on the American flag.

Scouting Report: A living legend, both at the local waffle house, as well as to the patients he nurses. It remains to be seen whether he will be administering IVs during the reception, or if he will hit his signature move on the dance floor: the scorpion.

Scouting Report: A connoisseur of a the world's most renowned cuisines, so long as there is no cheese to be found. His talents do not stop there, however, as he is also a world-class copy-and-paster.

Scouting Report: A peculiarly kind person akin to a two-month old golden retriever. If you have been looking for a man to order a glass of pinot noir at a dive bar, your search is over.

Scouting Report: A studious Tar Heel who could always be found at the Library during his years in Chapel Hill. Do make sure to discuss his fondness of poetry with him, particularly the works of Jonathan Kirk.

How We Met: Middle school

How We Met: Roommates at Wingate

How We Met: Orientation at Wingate

How We Met: We lived at the same apartment complex

How We Met: Kemper introduced us

How We Met: My big in Alpha Xi Delta at Wingate

How We Met: We grew up together and our families are BFFs

How We Met: Grad school at Chapel Hill

My soon-to-be sister in law!