'Well, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes'

'Plagued by the Curse of Touhy Ave.'

'Her groove? In the heart.'

'He made Cranberry the State Fruit!'

'Who doesn't know him?'

'She's just here for the scraps'

'She IS Reality Von Tease.'

'He's not just a great face, he's a great set of cakes, too!'

A respectable gentleman who never wanted any part of this...<3

'Wait till she finds out this *isn't* a paid position'

'He doesn't even go here...'