Alexis - Hag of Honor
'Well, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes'
Robert - Best Judy
'Plagued by the Curse of Touhy Ave.'
Valerie - Best Kitty-Girl
'Her groove? In the heart.'
Eric - Senpai of Honor
'He made Cranberry the State Fruit!'
Marshall - Best Gay
'Who doesn't know him?'
Natalie - Best in Show
'She's just here for the scraps'
Brittney - Cousin of Honor
'She IS Reality Von Tease.'
Kyle - Dumptruck of Honor
'He's not just a great face, he's a great set of cakes, too!'
Andrew - Personal Fluffer #1
A respectable gentleman who never wanted any part of this...<3
Jami - Personal Fluffer #2
'Wait till she finds out this *isn't* a paid position'
Max - Officiant
'He doesn't even go here...'