Met in college. Begged me to live with him for 5 years. Can solve calculus problems in his head, but can’t figure out the the geometry of his golf swing.

College roommate. Fellow entrepreneur and ski bum. Works hard, plays harder. Proudly left-handed.

Official unofficial little brother. The creative mind behind award-winning TV commercials. Should have been a movie critic.

Friends since little league. He's still picked first at our Friday pickup basketball games.

Lifelong friend, teammate, and truly is the Harry to my Lloyd.

Friends since little league. Professional pickleball potential, choose the St. Paul Police force instead.

Cold-called me to be his roommate. Won me over with his southern charm and hospitality.

Met in Italy during study abroad. Speaks fluent Italian (after a bottle of wine).

Oldest Brother. Can quote any movie and nail the impression. Still loyal to Minnesota sports, somehow.

Middle brother. He’ll out-fish you, then serenade you on the piano after.

Future brother-in-law. Can run a 6.4 forty, but his talents are better used coaching D1 athletes... and building you a deck.

Middle Sister. Future DIY host on HGTV.

Youngest Sister. Fueled by Matcha.

College track teammate and roommate . Also known as blue rocket for her successful ski jumping career.

Friend. She is St. Patricks day, St. Patricks day is her.

Friends since middle school. Knows the best deals at Costco without googling.

Friends since middle school. Once lived in a sweet old Jewish mans backyard.

Cousin. Is a semi-pro ice fisherwomen, doesn't eat fish but will take them in shots.

Cousin. Certified black diamond ski jumper.

Cousin. Is the course record holder for the GirtzGallup5K.

Cousin. Has won more rodeo buckles than a pro PBR bull rider.

Friend. Belongs to house hufflepuff.