On a cold lonely night in Bridgeport KS, Dylan was swiping through Bumble and he came across Sarah's picture. His breath was taken away as he read through her profile. He thought long and hard of the perfect message to send, and made his move. Little did he know, that was going to be the best decision he ever made.

Sarah saw the notification pop up on her phone and her heart skipped a beat. What she saw was a meme of Kevin from The Office, saying he gets sweaty hands when he talks to pretty girls. Little did Dylan know that Sarah had a sweaty hand condition and could recite The Office almost word for word.

And just like that he stole her heart.