They met when Patrick was three years old and have been brothers ever since.

Mikayla was Savannah's second-in-command as editor of their high school yearbook. They love each other like sisters.

Savannah's brother and both Michael and Savannah's most reliable handyman. So good at tasks around the house Michael doesn't even feel emasculated asking him to mount a TV.

Ben's girlfriend and Savannah's (hopefully) future sister-in-law (absolutely zero pressure at all).

Provided protection in the tee-ball lineup that forced pitchers to not pitch around Michael, knowing that another power hitter was due up next. If you follow Michael on Instagram, you may have seen this man.

Savannah's law school roommate. During their tenure at Hofstra Law, they confused professors and bartenders alike with their very similar names.

The only reason Michael passed first year calculus and currently has a university degree. Without Christian, Savannah and Michael would have never met.

Savannah's college roommate. She enjoys short walks on the beach, telling engineers what to do, and filthy dirty martinis.

The eldest of the groomsmen, Michael stole him as a friend from his brother Patrick. Couto refers to this as a massive upgrade.

Maggie and Savannah launched their dance careers together at age two with a groundbreaking performance of the Polka Dot Polka. Their moms thought it was really good.

The greatest hitter who ever lived, thwarted by shoulder injuries. Michael's groomsmen are really just him picking the best baseball team he could form of his friends.

Mackenzie and Savannah met a few years later and delivered another performance for the ages, set to The Beach Boys' Surfin' USA. Voted most likely to go through a table at the wedding (go Bills).

Once dislocated Michael's shoulder roughhousing with him at Queen's homecoming. The muscle of the group. The best baseball player of the group.

Former university roommate and Michael's parents' third son (and according to Kevin his favourite, after a summer spent living with the Grier family). No good at baseball but his other qualities overcome this deficiency.