Sister of the bride. Big fan of her cats and sarcasm. Working dilligently to learn the "positioning of Abby's train".

Brother. Best Man. Will make you a drink that makes you want to travel the world.

Friends with Abby since middle school band and still here. Pitched her dog Nelson as officiant, but he is illiterate.

College roommate. Scratch golfer. Detroit sports fan since the beginning.

Friends with Abby since middle school cheer. If she offers to show you old cheer pictures, no she didn't.

Housemate. Googler turned financial planner. Quickest wit in the West.

Most likely to take a tequila shot with the bride before the ceremony. If you see two of her, one of them is probably Mikaela (or you're drunk).

Housemate. St. Louis dog dad. Will get you the best deal on a Ninja air fryer or robot vacuum.

Take time to thank Mikaela for coming so that Abby wasn't tempted to play more than 10 Taylor Swift songs. Twins but not really with Caitlin.

Housemate. Smartest of the group - objectively. Expert on alcoholism in flies.

Cannot open a bag of chips to save her life. Abby's only college roommate with the same shoe size, making her invaluable to the team.

Housemate. Sports historian in secret. Will bring New Holland drinks to most events.

Notably lived with Scott and Abby for almost three weeks straight during covid and survived. Her cat Maui was also invited but is too high in the social strata to be seen at such an event.

Sister-in-law of the bride. Married into this mess but no take backs! Driving force behind the two goldens in the Warsen family.

Future brother-in-law. Lover of Guinness and goldens. Secret manager of Greg's fantasy football team.