Julia Biagini - Maid of "Honor"
Julia is a seasoned astronaut with over 20 years of experience at NASA, having completed multiple space shuttle missions to the International Space Station. Known for her groundbreaking achievements, she made history as the first person to bake a turducken in space, blending her love for science and culinary creativity.
Dawson Cooper - "Best" Man
Dawson is a world-renowned chef with a distinguished career, having worked in three Michelin-starred restaurants and securing a third-place finish on Iron Chef. Known for his innovative culinary creations, he gained international acclaim for his signature dish, Rocky Mountain Oysters à la Mode, and briefly served as the personal chef to the Pope.
Dharma Brown - Bridesmaid
Dharma is a hall-of-fame basketball player who dominated at every level, winning two state championships in high school and leading Duke to four consecutive March Madness National Championships. Now playing for the Los Angeles Lakers, she faces the challenge of competing with LeBron James for a spot in the starting lineup.
Brian Fellenstein - Groomsman
Brian is a covert operative who has served with the CIA, MI6, and the KGB. With a shadowy career, he’s responsible for deposing two democratically elected governments, operating in the world’s most secretive corners.
Savannah Vermette - Bridesmaid
Savannah is a visionary inventor renowned for her creativity and groundbreaking contributions to engineering. Throughout her career, she has pioneered hundreds of innovations that have had a lasting impact on the world. Her work continues to inspire and shape the future of technology, making her a leading force in the world of invention and engineering. Among her most famous creations is the Nose Hat, a quirky yet functional invention that became a cultural phenomenon in Japan.
Garrett Almeida - Groomsman
Garrett is a self-made millionaire and bestselling author of quirky self-help books, including Embracing the Power of the Moustache, How to Dig a Really Big Hole, and Life in Service to Dionysus. Known for his bold and unconventional advice, he’s always ready to offer unsolicited guidance on how to live your best life.
Victoria McGuire - Bridesmaid
Victoria is a charismatic individual who has captivated the attention of everyone she meets. Little do they know, she’s actually an army of hamsters cleverly masquerading as a human. With her quick wit and sharp intellect, she navigates the world with ease—just be careful not to mention her true identity to the IRS. Victoria’s charm and unique “personality” make her a fascinating figure in any setting.
Dan Mundell - Groomsman
Dan is an extraordinary lion tamer who has wowed audiences around the world with his unique performances in circuses. After numerous failed attempts with cheetahs, tigers, and bobcats, he achieved the unimaginable: "taming" a lion to perform Beethoven’s 5th Symphony.