Chris was a key member of the team that invented the Hubble telescope. After not being accepted by the human race she hoped to be abducted by aliens. Turns out they didn’t want her either.

Amongst all of his accolades, Evan Philhower's most shining moment was winning the break dance competition at the special needs school he attended.

Aylcia, more commonly known as Goob, made a lifelong career of training frogs to sing Frank Sinatra. She was laughed off stage at Carnegie Hall and no one has seen her in public since.

Nick Tidwell was the Hot Dog Eating Champion at the Harvard Clinic for The Anorexic at the ripe old age of 14. This just so happened to be the event that cured him.

Sheas first true love was Tom Lehrer, inventor of the Jell-O shot. Though they never actually met and he was twice her age, Shea has made it her life's goal to remain the world champ of Jell-O shots in his honor.

Chris once survived an intense hostage situation. In the very same night he displayed heroic valor by sacrificing his body as a human mat to dampen his brothers fall. Chris is truly an American hero of the highest order.

Dara once joined a cult led by historic singer Seal. She claims she has been in multiple cults. Sometimes as a leader and sometimes as a follower. She's quoted, "Followers have more fun, but leaders make more money."

People often wonder how Shannon got his name. Little do they know that the movie To Wong Foo was inspired by his cross-dressing days. Also known as his "butch phase."