Get lost for hours in our favorite den of commercial consumerism.

If you visit us, we will take you here, every single time.

All nerds will be happy here, but your bank account won't be.

We go often enough for Hot Pot that they have begun to recognize us.

The outdoors is scary... we will be here playing mini golf or at the arcade. Cheese curds are acceptable.

The only time we go is Halloween.

Nostalgia be dammed! You can only use cash, you will not bring enough.

Best Jucy Lucy. Bring Cash.

Llamas and Tigers and Moose... oh my! Be sure to park in Camel-lot.

Jed likes the little zoo. Tiff likes the Japanese garden. Jed deals with the latter.

If it's raining were still going, bring your boots. Lots of uneven terrain to cover.

We go here every other month, and then eat Italian food for a week. Worth it.

Drink like a Viking, the good type of Viking... not the crappy football type.