1. RSVP by June 9th (NO EXCEPTIONS)

2. Bridal party, PLEASE buy and get fitted for your attire by July 9th

3. Bringing uninvited guess: PLEASE, don't bring plus one's that we haven't met.

4. Complaints: Voicing your negative opinion where others can hear you will get you escorted to the door. PEROID.

5. Taking Center Stage: DON'T announce your good news at my wedding. PEROID.

6. Arriving Late: PLEASE, don't walk into my ceremony late. You'll be asked to wait until it's finished. (NO EXCEPTIONS)

7. Posting photos before the groom and I: You'll be asked to leave. That's disrespectful and rude.

8. Phones: PLEASE, put your phones on silent and DON'T if you get a call ANSWER it during our ceremony.

9. Drinking: If you know that you can't handle your drinking and therefore get indignant, you'll be asked to leave. I DON'T CARE WHOSE SIDE OF THE FAMILY YOU ON.

10. Attire: Formal. NO STREET CLOTHES, NO GYM SHOES, OR BASEBALL CAPS.