Dolly Pumpkin - MVP - (Most Valuable Perfect Princess Pup)
has anxiety. Prefers Grandma. favorite word is "bullshit"
Skye Forister - Maid of Honor
-friends since middle school. met in the cast "The Music Man" (It wasn't good.)
-never remembers her schedule correctly
-pulls breading off of chicken
-has different hyper fixation food every week.
-has had the same Chili's order for 10 years
Tyler Hibben - Best Man
neighbors since basically birth, if not before.
makes a lot of weird noises
Continuous run on sentence.
Makes good buttered chicken
Dr. Bobbi Jo Burkett - Matron of Honor
ask her to say "bag"
She met the bride as Eileen was getting pooped on by a puppy.
Beware, she will sick her Chihuahua army on you.
Efrain Salgado - Groomsman/Work-Wife
Has an ongoing feud with the bride over the title of "passenger princess" -Instant friends since his first day work crash - Likely to drink the groom under a table
Kellie Walter - Bridesmaid
is a qualified mechanic (she changed her own license plate light once and didn't cry)
will hiss at drinks if too strong.
Thinks Jax is hotter in drag (IYKYK)
Kat Moss - Groomslady / Getting the boys to make decisions person
Prodigal childhood friendship of the groom. -Longtime goofy goober. -Voice of reason. -Inspiration to be an active human.
Erik Krause - BridesDUDE
has a hot sauce lazy susan.
has random good luck with the weirdest things
almost was stabbed by eileen once because she thought that he was a burglar.
Cali Burkett - Bridesmaid
sassier, more responsible version of eileen at her age.
can eat 8 breadsticks, a whole lasagna and still have room for donuts . Everything is cringe apparently.