On our first date, we went to a brewery.

Zach: Do you like karaoke?

Val: I love karaoke.

Zach: Me too - I know a place that does karaoke every night. Do you want to go?

Val: Absolutely.

(Zach did "Without Me" by Eminem)

(Val sang "Say You'll Be There" by The Spice Girls)

And then we lived happily ever after.