We met late night at the hifi club. Jordon was playing drums on a homeless man's guitar case. I gave Jordon a fake number by accident (we were tipsy and it was 1 digit off) so Jordon creeped me on Facebook, found me and messaged me a month later.

I didn't recognize his profile pic and deleted his friend request. Then I was like OH WAIT I REMEMBER THIS GUY!

I booked a spin class for us as our first date and put Jordon's birthdate as 1994. Also I didn't remember how to spell his last name when I was signing us up, so I literally typed B and smashed the keyboard so it was like BOUFHDAPUIRWA. It's funny now because its going to be my new last name. CRAZY.