Once upon a time there was a girl, who met a boy who wouldn’t stop asking her questions. She thought to herself “who is this guy?”, but he wouldn’t stop being inquisitive and continued to riddle the poor lass with questions.

Of course this was incredulous and the girl couldn’t help but to think “who does this guy think he is?”! Unfortunately however, the boy could not read her mind because at the time, mental telepathy was considered rather rude without having permission to reads said person’s mind ahead of time.

As a result, the boy continued to talk and ask questions until one day, he was declaring how amazing and awesome he was. The girl, rolling her eyes for the hundredth time had mostly toned out the inflated droning of the boy, but because she did not heed her mother’s warning about rolling her eyes too much, her eyes became stuck in an upwards position.

Now it had not been mentioned that the height of the boy was above average and the height of the girl to put it shortly, is… well.. short. As a result, her upwardly frozen oculars were always focused directly on the boy whenever he was talking. This of course made the boy think he was saying something important and only encouraged him to talk even more!

There is a time and place for everything and on one remarkable afternoon the girl realized that she was in love with the boy and because feelings are the least bit trivial and in particular when staring at the same person for hours on end, this sort of thing can happen.

The end…

Acknowledgements to Joan + Joe Coffee, Ryan Knoll, and Matthew Felli.

Registry

If you would like to send a card or gift not through the registry, you can send to:3637 Kabletown rd, Charles Town, WV 25414Thank you!

If you would like to send a card or gift not through the registry, you can send to:

3637 Kabletown rd, Charles Town, WV 25414

Thank you!