Open Bar?
Yes. We hired a Bartender to serve you degenerates Liquor and mix drinks until 9pm.
Then you must pour your own.
Beer will be in coolers around the party to grab as needed.
I’m a beer/wine snob. Will you have my favorite hipster craft beer or wine?
Great question. I know deep down you are a Modelo foo and enjoy only the finest. If you must have that one craft drink, We will allow you to BYOB.
Will there be food?
Yes. The event will be catered by Whittiers GOAT Taquero.
Vegan or Vegetarian options?
The alcohol is vegan and vegetarian friendly. *may provide vegan options*
Can I bring my offspring that I am forcing all my failed dreams onto?
Nah. Leave the kid(s) at home for the night. This is a 21+ event.
Can I bring extra guests? My friends, uncle’s hamster is in town that weekend.
Unfortunately this is a private event, invite only. We would love to party with your fiends, uncles hamster then next time they are in town.
I love taking photos on my phone, can I?
During the ceremony leave your phone in your pocket or purse. Don’t be that person. Enjoy the moment.
During the party, take as many photos as you want.
Dress code?
Yes. The bouncer will be checking your fit at the door. Show up looking your best.
Can I bring a date if I didn’t RSVP a +1?
Sorry Casanova, leave the new girl you met on hinge at home and take her on a real date another night. I know you got the Rizz but this isn’t the place for a first date.
I want to bring a gift, do you have a registry?
We are accepting BTC, Cash, Zelle, PayPal for fund towards our honeymoon to Europe.