hit on Mike first

mastering the selfie since '08

doesn't even go here

can be a little hardheaded

"looks like grown up Tina from Bob's Burgers"

drives a subaru (by choice)

is a bad boy

this is his fancy hat

will Lady & the Tramp a Coors Light with your man

hide your moms. and sisters. and grandmas. just hide.

also a groomsman