A: She had a gun to my head. I: He told me he would get me a "shut up ring" only if I graduated with my Bachelors Degree.

I: Bito said it first! A: I said "Elephant Glue!"

I: August 7th A: Whenever she says.

I: He talks in his sleep and sleep walks. A: She smells my armpits and sleeps like a corpse.

I: Bito sings Hotel California A: Any Mariah Carey song

I: Rockstar, Superstar, and The Mayor of Manteca- always shaking people's hands and kissing babies. A: Hardworking, patient and STALKER