Captain, a distinguished feline, outranks all pets in our household.
Sargent - The Frenchman
Our cat, Sargent, identifies as French. Aside from having a speech impediment (he doesn't meow, only chirps) and inflammatory bowel disease (seriously, his prescriptions cost more than a human's), he is very particular. But when he's in the mood, he'll shower you with love and cuddles, making him worth the high maintenance. Who saved who?