Cassandra was fresh out of a haircut, desperate to settle their debate and prove to Jenni that she could in fact meet someone in a bar. So, she set out for one and immediately faced the reality that, even with a new do and a nice dress, meeting a stranger over a glass of wine that night, or any night, maybe wasn’t going to happen.


So, all dressed up, alone in a bar, she signed up for Bumble.


Mark was in the wilderness. He had, for a little over a year, been exploring the rocky terrain of dating apps, at peace on his solo adventure. He had gone out into the woods to find himself…


Instead, Mark found Cassandra, but it would take a day or two for her to reach out because…she had absolutely no idea what she was doing.


Once she figured out how to send a message, well…everything changed for both of them.


Koenig caught a Cotta and he’s keeping her for life.