Hello lovely humans!

We’re so excited to celebrate our big day with you—but before you head out, we want to give you a little heads up about what you’re getting into. Spoiler: it’s not exactly a ballroom situation.

•The Location: It’s beautiful, remote, and possibly only accessible by goat. Just kidding (mostly). It is a bit of a drive, and the road gets a little… enthusiastic. Consider it part of the adventure.

•Bathrooms: There aren’t any. Nope. Not even a porta-potty. So please plan your hydration (and bladder) accordingly. Think of it as “old-fashioned elegance” meets “camping-lite.”

•Parking: Very limited. Carpooling is highly encouraged, or even teleport if you could. Haha

•Shade & Weather: There’s not much shade, and it’s going to be hot. Really hot. Sunscreen, sunglasses, floppy hats—bring your survival kit. (Bonus points for bring A/C)

•The Ceremony: We would love to have you at the ceremony, but we completely understand if the trek isn’t your vibe. If you’d rather skip the scenic wilderness experience and meet us at the reception—totally fine! We’ll still love you (and you’ll still get cake).

We promise this day will be full of love, laughter, and probably a little sweat. Thanks for embracing the chaos with us!

With love and electrolytes,
Jordan & Cassandra