Of course she would find the love of her life from her very first date, ever! Being a geeky girl in high school and college did her no favors until she met Joe and dabbed on him. In Brenda's words "she is such a nerd, she's going to need a nerdy boyfriend."

The man, the myth, the legend. It was finally time for the youngest Holtz to find true love and boy did he find it. In Ron's words "he is a unique kid and he'll need a unique girl."

Elainey is the younger sister of the bride and always her partner in crime. She is one of the few people that can anger Dani and then make her cry laugh a moment later. Her powers cannot be captured in just a small paragraph so please experience her energy at the wedding.

Nick has always been a man of aesthetics, with those looks of his changing day to day. He brings the energy of the responsible dad to the group, to make sure no one ends up in the hospital by the end of the shindig.

Brittany is the older sister of the bride and one of the people she looks up to. She is a hardworking mother and one of Dani's biggest supporters. From taking her to see the Hannah Montana movie when she was younger to typical high school drama, Brittany was always there for her.

Andrew is one of the oldest in the group, and we're reminded of that any time he has to move and lets out a groan so we know he's in the process. The problem is he's been that way since fifth grade, so we never really know if he's hurting or just complaining with grunts and sighs.

Emily is the sister who was nice enough to let her annoying younger brother live with her for a few years during college. He's thankful for that opportunity, as it helped prepare him for living on his own once he bought a house.

Derek is the younger brother of the bride and is always there to cheer Dani up when she is feeling down. Although they share little in common and rarely speak on the phone, they do share a dumb type of humor.

Erin is the older sister who set the bar in terms of academic achievements that Joe was always trying to surpass. Even to this day, they still bicker about ACT scores (Joe got the higher one) and who has done more in their respective careers.

Kameron, more commonly known and referred to as Chief, is [REDACTED FOR SAFETY].

Sammie is a friend of the bride and groom and is married to Andrew Bezold. She is also one of her teacher friends who jokingly said "don't do it" when Dani decided to pursue education. Good thing she didn't listen.

Adam is only two weeks older than Joe, but a good three inches taller than him, so he stands out. Even though they are only cousins, they were mistaken a lot as twins when they were younger. Which is funny, because the actual twins in the family rarely got that comparison.

Beth is a friend of the bride and groom and is married to Nick Rust. Sharing a common issue of ADD/ADHD they shared many hilarious incidents and quick changes of conversations.

Ben is a passionate man about his likes and dislikes. If you want to have a good, long, detailed conversation with him, mention any anime and you are set for the night.

Natalie is a childhood friend of the bride ever since they met in 6th grade. Their friendship grew in high school and after graduating when Dani and her worked a landscaping job together where they spent many sweaty days complaining about having to wear pants in 100+ degree heat.

Justin is the guy who you want in your corner when in a dispute or getting into a fight. Joe would know, he has first-hand experience of taking a bag of pennies to the throat from him.

Wesley has been a childhood friend of the bride ever since they met officially in 1st grade. Later in life, they found out that they went to the same preschool, which allowed them to share 21 years as friends. Although living a few hours apart, they always check in when they can.

Malia was different from the other girls in her class, for the reason of choosing to hang out with a bunch of guys who didn't think before they acted. These were the same guys who would also be scream laughing at 3 am to dumb fart jokes.