best man: Graham achen (middle) and groomsman: jacob angell (right)

graham: I remember that Lego Minotaurus game after second grade with you. The start of a movie. True cinema. Though we have aspirations to make a real movie, the experiences of tennis, 13 years of school, McDonald's runs, conspiracy theories, WBOY rankings, and memories of the joys and despairs of Big Ten West football (may she rest in peace) is plenty of material for Martin Scorsese to work with.

jacob: Probably the most down-to-earth fella I’ve ever met. Going all the way back to the 8th grade play, through Youth in Government and tennis, and now into the wonderful era of exploring the good and bad of Dinkytown after another devastating Gopher loss. Which, perhaps, uncovers the common theme of a love of football between us - not in the least our mutual scorn for James Geoffrey Franklin.

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