Once met Carol Baskins in the elevator at work.

Built a house out of a Doritos trailer.

Connoisseur of Champagne and Diet Coke.

If you close one eye and tilt your head, I kinda look like Ted. Minus the smile. He would never.

Fellow Catholic school survivor. Been friends with Emily long enough that our friendship could legally buy a drink.

Is better at trivia than Alex Trebeck and can most certainly hit a golf ball further than you.

Teaches third grade. Not afraid to flip the light switch repeatedly to get everyone quiet.

Only one trained to save a life in case of an emergency.

Once walked into the wrong apartment in college and found his future wife (and best friends).