Mike and I go way back. He does not go way back with Keystone, however. He really enjoys Kraken rum and, in particular, pouring kraken into a glass and forgetting to add coke. We call this a "Kraken" because it is literally just kraken. He is the Best Man because it is his house.

Kaitlyn was introduced to Keystone through me, much to her chagrin. She really doesn't even like Keystone but she does like shots and is better at drinking than Roy because she took 4 shots in a row faster than he did plus she finished one of his shots, to boot. Notice the look of defeat on his face in her photo, that was the moment he knew what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. Also, it is Kaitlyn's house so she is the Maid of Honor.

Justin and I have been friends since we were 3 years old. He is also the Best Man due to this, but because he saves lives as a firefighter he cannot make it to this party so I put him after Mike. Justin is my best friend and has many great qualities, except for the fact that he likes scotch and fell out of his chair once, as you can see. He may think I forgot that time, but I have not forgotten and have been sitting on that photo for years.

Brownie is a dog. She is very cute and has existential crises when mirrors get involved or when there are no humans within 5 feet of her. We love her a lot.

Link is a dog. Link is very cute and really likes to sit on people and on Brownie. We love him a lot.

Mingo is, like Keystone, a constant in my life. The two bonded deeply because I normally drink Keystone while holding Mingo, so that's really nice.

Roy is actually the Officiant but apparently that is not a role that you can select on TheKnot so here we are. Roy likes drinking but he is not quite as good at it as his sister, Kaitlyn, is.