Amber - Maid of Honor
There were two muffins in an oven.
Elena - Bridesmaid
Y'all git up and git down!
Gali - Bridesmaid
Everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we're ~Thirty Two~
Emily - Bridesmaid
Hate to see y'all frown, but I'd rather see her smilin'
Meech - Bridesmaid
We have to watch ya kith in front of old people!
Molly - Officiant
Molly C-137
Bradford - Best Man
I've said that if Chris weren't my brother, perhaps I'd be dating him
Brandon - Groomsmen
Fartknockers for life!
Kris - Groomsmen
I love liverpool!
Ryan - Groomsmen
Some bros are born into your life, others are forged in battle, and some, the lucky few, are made by being absolute stone cold weirdos together. Thank god we are the latter.
Eric - Groomsmen
They wouldn't sell fireworks if they were actually dangerous