Have we only been besties since middle school? Yes. Have our souls been permanently intertwined in every lifetime in every universe? Also yes.

BFFs since day one ish! Born to be besties and cackle the night away for eternity!

Legally allowed to scream ferociously anytime she wants. Cousin by name, Swiftie sister by choice.

She’s cooler than you (and me) and you should just accept it. Here to stay and to slay.

Looks completely like me but is not me. Spot the difference!

Co-founder of Great Lakes Wrestling, chess king, and dog dad.

The life of the party, whether he’s invited or not.

The Historian of Hardway, would spend years talking to about wrestling, 10/10

The hypest hype man and dearest friend! Nothing is fun without him.

Current Reigning & Defending World Heavyweight Peanut Butter Eating Champion

Sweeter than pie & funnier than sh!t.

Michigan Foosball Hall of Fame Class of 2023, autographed headshots $20 each.

Power couple, will turn off your electric if you don’t party hard enough.