Abraham Lincoln Memorial "Fourscore and seven years in the past, we met and my heart was emancipated from its own internal slavery and dedicated to you."

District of Columbia War Memorial "Much like the individuals you thank when you see them, this little known memorial is also close and hidden away despite its beauty and stoic nature."

Washington Monument "Dedicated to an undisputed great American, and made of the same material as our future house, it has a certain Eiffel Tower-esque atmosphere to it, though, albeit, more pointy."

Intermission - Hanna started feeling faint and needed sugar so Jared got her a lemonade.

Constitution Gardens "Established by a President (who wasn't a crook), and named after a document he is alleged to have not followed, it is considered an oasis in the midst of a city landscape."

U.S. Capitol "A place where people are supposed to talk across the coffee table and are, supposedly, working for the betterment of all people in our great nation."

Supreme Court of the United States. "Some will and have definitely questioned your judgement for dating yours truly. I just hope the evidence holds up, especially since I cannot appeal to any higher manmade authority."

Thomas Jefferson Memorial "While he wrote the greatest break-up later in history (he didn't just say it, he declared it), you better not try and outdo it."