"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“I’m Your Huckleberry.”

"I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me."

"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

"Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you're doing it wrong."

“Alice, are you blind? Don’t you see the family resemblance? That’s my brother.”

“Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to."

“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY redeem yourself.”

"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited."

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."