Long ago in a distant time

Jessica, the Shape-Shifting Master of Beauty,

Lived in unspeakable loneliness!

But a noble Samurai warrior wielding a magic ring

Stepped forth to propose to her.

As the final "Yes" was said,

She tore open a portal in time

And flung them into the future!

Where their wedding is RAW!

Now they both seek to remain in the present

And move towards the future

That is ̶A̶k̶u̶ their love.