"I've been idolizing my sister Grace for my entire life. That idolization used to take the form of stealing her Beanie Babies, but now it takes the form of me referring to her in wonder as "50% of me just walking around" Though really, it's more that I'm 50% of her just walking around, and that's the 50% better part of me- the best compliments I get are when people compare me to her. If you see Grace at the wedding, ask her about her favorite Bravo reality shows (bonus points for Traitors), the ghost in her previous house, or the disturbing childhood games we played."

"I hated Erica from the moment I met her in 2014, and that hatred blossomed into a beautiful friendship, as these things often do. Erica is the only person that I will willingly talk on the phone with for hours, as we did all through my time in Columbus for grad school. We've traveled across the country together, we've run countless races together, and we've been there for each other through our highest and lowest moments (for me, the poison ivy incident. if you know, you know). If you see Erica at the wedding, ask her about Waka Waka, her deep-abiding (and irrational) fear of rabies, and her Titanic knowledge."

"I've been friends with sweet Dee since freshman year of high school, and while our appearances may have changed (thank God for glow-ups), my love and mild obsession for her have not. Dee is one of the best people you will ever meet, hands down. If you see Dee at the wedding, ask her for Cincinnati restaurant recommendations, her favorite games to bring to bars, or about the time she literally stopped traffic."

"Sarah was the third member of the iconic Seton cross-country/track trio with Erica and me, and together we got into a whole heap of mischief. She likes to keep me humble by informing me that I smell like creamed corn. Considering how much she loves a night of dancing at Japp's, I expect Sarah to be front and center on the dance floor for the majority of the wedding. If you run into her, ask her about her dog child Poppy, Zambonis, or her thoughts on Joey's beard."

"Sara and I have been friends since first grade, even though I was a real weirdo- I think she befriended me out of pity and maybe fear? The best thing about Sara is that she is down to do anything, anywhere, any time, no questions asked. She loves a STRONG brightly colored mixed drink and she will undoubtedly be one of the last people on the dance floor. If you run into Sara at the wedding, ask her about trashy TV show recommendations, her Latin prowess, or how she ~almost~ conquered her food allergy."

"Jane is the younger sister I never had and I get to be the sister she never had! (unfortunately for her) We've bonded at countless Notre Dame games and family dinners when we've been outnumbered by the boys. Now Jane babysits my niece and nephew and I am pretty sure they like her more than me, which is fair. If you see Jane at the wedding, ask her about Phil, Taylor Swift, or the time she almost scared Joey to death in a fox costume."

"Payton is another one of my childhood/high school friends, and we terrorized the streets of Clifton in our wild (mostly mild) college years. Most of the photos in my camera roll from college involve Payton getting into some shenanigans, and I treasure them deeply. Long live karaoke Thursdays at Woody's and Cock and Bull on Saturdays *salute*. If you see Payton at the wedding, first congratulate her on her new baby, then ask her about the Facebook incident (she'll know)."

"Jenny is my childhood soulmate, and the best way I can summarize our friendship is that Jenny is probably the person in whose presence I have peed myself from laughing the most. If you see Jenny at the wedding, ask her about our soap-making venture, Percy Jackson (or any popular YA series), or what the word "subculture" means."

"Meghan is my sweet angel sister-in-law who has brightened our family ever since Harry first introduced her. We bonded at my sister Grace's wedding when I drunkenly peed in the corner of our hotel room, so I can't wait to see how she retaliates at my wedding. If you see her at the wedding, ask her about her dumpster-diving phase, her alleged family connection to Ben Franklin, or her staunch belief that mermaids are actually aliens that live in the ocean."

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Ask him about his thoughts on the cyber truck, his favorite Reddit groups, or his million dollar invention that was stolen from him,

Ask him about his favorite Milwaukee power tools, potato cannons, and JAW - the greatest defense contractor the world has ever seen

Ask him about World War II trivia, his ancestors coming to America on the Titanic, or who he shares his birthday with.