TEAM BEARDCareer: 31+ Seasons, Created Team Beard in 84'.Career Achievements: Fathered The Groom, Little League Sports Coach, Farm Coach, Numerous Thursday Basketball Wins, Taught Jon how to be a Gentleman.Scouting Report: Great Coach, Great Farmer, Great Dad, Great Man.

TEAM STACHCareer: 24 Seasons, Original Team Stach since 81', Team JayStach since 91'Career Achievements: Caring for Kreature her Whole Life (Jess is the Kreature who lives to serve the Guenther's), Introducing Jess to Chocolatinis, Belly Piercings, Disney World, New York, California, Key Largo, and Drunken Pirate Ships. Can't forget Christine is the ultimate teacher to Jess's sophisticated Food & Wine palette.Scouting Report: Marrying a Joey G, Cooking, Yoga Instructor ~Namaste~, Charades, Dancing, Mother of Baby Puppy Boys named Bronko and Jax, Jess's role model and hero

TEAM BEARDCareer: 28 seasons, Drafted in Preschool 88'. Career Achievements: Getting stuck in quick sand with Jon when they were 4 and successfully pulled himself out after Jon ran away, Communicating with "Yonathan" when they were 3 and both couldn't talk, Ninja Turtle playground champion 89', Team Tropicana Orange Juice Soccer 4 v. 4 Finalists 99' Scouting Report: Giant Head, Sega Genesis- Aladdin video game magic carpet ride specialist, Golf, waving arms dance move

TEAM STACHCareer: 2 Seasons, Originally Team Beard until Stach came along in 14'.Career Achievements: Annapolis Croquet Tournament All-Star Team 14' , Team Quad 14'-Present, Rebelution 14'.Scouting Report: Peacekeeper of the StachBeard household, Yoga Instructor ~Namaste~, Wanderluster, Mother of a Sweet Baby Puppy Girl named Primrose, Lover of The Jetty.

Team BeardCareer: 12 Seasons, Drafted at Essex Community College- 04'.Career Achievements: Performed two man production of "Dear.." in Essex Theater class, Assisted in winning National Championship 04', Best "Single Ladies" Halloween costume 09'.Scouting Report: Roastmaster, Humorous, Champion of the Dance Move The Worm, Doing the Splits, has a pair of pipes that can sing like a combination of Fergie and Adele

TEAM BEARD GOES STACHCareer: 2 Seasons Team Stach, Team Beard since 82'. Career Achievements: Only sibling of the groom, the original Jessica Lynn Beard, Top Beard Athlete, NCAA D1 Defender of the year, surfed massive waves in England, 2nd place 300 meter race 85' ( would have been first place but she declined to cross finish line)" , has traveled to every continent except Antarctica, Jon's best friend for thirty years. Scouting Report: Balloon happiness spoiler, camera hogger, great dance moves, travel enthusiast, great mother to the Lukeness monster, solid coach, rainwater.

TEAM STACHCareer: 10 Seasons, Enemies of Rival High Schools in Soccer and Lacrosse, Drafted Team Stach 14'.Career Achievements: Multi-Sport Athlete, Division 1 Stud, Expert Birthday Celebrator 14'&15'.Scouting Report: Shopaholic, Tanning Bed Addict, Mother of Stella Baby Puppy Girl, True Lover of a Classic Cheeseburger, Perfect Manicure AT ALL TIMES.

TEAM BEARDCareer: 25 Seasons, Drafted in Kindergarten 90'.Career Achievements: Dominating Youth Sports: 2nd fastest mile in 5th grade, 2nd best batting average in coach pitch, Little league Soccer Champion, 5th Grade percussion duet, 99' SR HS Women's JV basketball Fan Club president.Scouting Report: Phenomenal athlete, pretty funny guy.

TEAM STACHCareer: 11 Seasons, Drafted in 05'.Career Achievements: Maintaining Friendship with Jess since 05', Only Friend from NHS Class of 09', New Years Eve in DC 11', Las Vegas 12'.Scouting Report: Master at Eloquent Speech, Southern Charm, Minnesota Accent, Silent Killer, Voice of an Angel.

TEAM STACH GOES BEARDCareer: Team Beard for 2 Seasons, Team JayStach since 95'.Career Achievements: Largest in size of Stach Siblings, Finding a way to live in an older Jess Sibling Shadow, Pushing Freshman Year of College until he's 21 like a Real Champ.Scouting Report: Closet lover of Doritos & Pepsi, Lululemon Junkie, Hockey Legend, Second user of the username MouStach, Jess's Biggest Supporter.

TEAM STACHCareer: 3 Seasons, Drafted in Spring 13' Alpha Xi Delta Towson UniversityCareer Achievements: Rookie of the Year, Best Physique, Acquiring a taste for Beer before graduating college, Surviving her 19th Birthday, Final's Week Mentor Program 13'.Scouting Report: Godmother to Monkey Baby Puppy Boy, Jess's Mini Me, CBF, Master of Online Make-Up Tutorials, The Real Thing Groupie.

TEAM BEARDCareer: 26 Seasons, Drafted at University Of MD in 05', Former Opponent 01'-05'.Career Achievements: Traveled through Europe in 11', Women's World Cup Championship 11' National Anthem TV Appearance, De-sleeved Englishmen, Kickball Champions.Scouting Report: Personality, two stomp dance move, sleevemonster.

TEAM STACHCareer: 7 Seasons, Drafted in Fall 09' as Alpha Nu (AXiD Pledge Class) Ride or Die, Drafted in Spring 10' as Tower C Room 711 Roommate.Career Achievements: Living with Jay Stach for 1.5 Years, Member of the JWayneJStach Legendary Dynasty, Tigerfest 10', Pike Formal MVP 10', PCB 11', Senior Bar Crawl 13'.Scouting Report: Equally good and bad influence to Jess, Has enough dirt on Jess to bury her, Master of Frowny Faces, Legally Blind, Cat Lady, Captain and Coke, & Various skills too inappropriate to list.

TEAM BEARDCareer: 11 Seasons, Drafted at University Of MD in 05', Former Opponent 01'-05'.Career Achievements: Bear- Rabbit middie line, Bear and Rabbit 21st birthday in College Park 06'.Scouting Report: He is a gigantic Bear and Mythological beast, perogies, shotty/snipe.

TEAM BEARD GOES STACHCareer: 2 Seasons Team Stach, 18 Seasons Team Beard.Career Achievements: Homecoming 99', Preakness 07' , New Years 09'.Scouting Report: Caregiver for Jon 98'-13', Spins around the dance floor like Brooke Burke, Photographer (Penny Lane Lifestyle Photography- Engagement Photos), Yoga Instructor ~Namaste~, #BEY.

TEAM BEARDCareer: 20+ Seasons, Undercover Team Stach, Drafted at Central Middle School in 96', Became starter in 2001.Career Achievements: Beard Basement 01-03', Bud-Ice Mountain 01'-03', capture the case 03', wonderful engagement roast 15', SR HS Athlete of the year 03' Scouting Report: It's Chewie, "wawawawhat rrrr uuu doing"