The brother of the bride. Might bail on the wedding if the waves are good.

The brother of the groom. His best man speech will likely be focused on the fact that the wedding is during prime hunting season.

Attended preschool with the bride. Told her the ceremony started 2 hours earlier for her to show up on time.

College roommate/teammate of the bride. Hoping her alter ego (vodka em) does not arrive prior to her speech.

Childhood friend of the bride. Lives 1,500 miles away and is likely only here for the NJ Taylor Ham.

College roommate/teammate of the bride. Availability TBD... is Elon Musk on trial?

College roommate/teammate of the bride. Sarah if you are reading this, just a reminder that you are in the wedding.

Niece of the bride. Will likely ask to make a TikTok with you.

Childhood friend of the groom. For your own safety, keep your distance if he goes cross eyed.

Childhood friend of the groom. Thinks being a cyclist is cool.

High school friend/college roommate/teammate of the groom. Will convince you to get one more drink (It will not mean one more drink).

College roommate/teammate of the groom. Spends more hours practicing golf than working and still can't break 90.

College roommate/teammate of the groom. No, that is not George Costanza.

Nephew of the bride. Will request a TV at the reception to watch the Chelsea game.

Brother of the bride. No, a homeless man did not crash our wedding.

Nephew of the bride. Will steal your chick on the dance floor.