“What if I flop? Oh, my darling, what if you slay?”

"I’m going to Tuesday or whatever"

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious"

“If you ain’t first, you’re last”

“The roof is not my son, but I will raise it”

“Who do you think you are? I AM!”

"Life is short and so am I"

"I got a haircut and nobody noticed"

"Everything you can imagine is real"

"You've yee'd your last haw"

“You attract the energy that you give off. Spread good vibes. Think positively. Enjoy life"

"I did buy a sweater, it's called a house"

"Call me ice cream, because I'm sweet but melt down easily"

“Welcome to the Punishment Zone”

"Do or do not. There is no try"

"I am Lord Malort"

"She's your lobster. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank holding claws"